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The Story

The Raven is the messenger, the memory, the one who never leaves his post. On the night of the call, the Raven could not leave the standard, so the word went to the goat. The goat stopped at the trough, told each brother the others were already on the road, and never delivered it. On the hill, nobody came. Only the Raven stayed. Follow the raven. The goat is lying to you.

• Why We Hate the Goat: The Comic The whole affair, drawn in six panels.
• The Goat Ban The official decree. His objections were noted and ignored.
• The Goat's Press Release His response, published against the advice of the Raven. He delivered the message (he did not).

The Court

The whole empire is now preparing for a trial about the brownie incident, and the trial can never happen. The evidence was eaten (the bear). The only witness is silent (the fish). The judge keeps ruling anyway (the cow). The defendant is lying (the goat). The memory keeps the receipts (the raven). The supplier is reselling the tray (the raccoon). And the turtle, who arrived three days late, will outlive the case. The roster is closed: raven, goat, raccoon, cow, bear, fish, turtle. Seven. That is all of them. That is the court.

• Bic the Bear The B.E.A.R., Minister of Snacks, Act 05. He ate the evidence.
• James the Fish The only witness. He refuses to testify. He is a fish.
• Oscar the Turtle The aftermath. Always late. He outlives the case.
• Moo Cow The judge, appointed by press release. She rules between the raven and the goat, and her band was announced in the same breath.
• The Signing, Announced The press release. The goat has been referred to the standing policy.
• The Daily Standard, No. 2 Bear signs, fish silent. Oscar appears in the last paragraph.
• The Daily Standard, No. 3 Bell stolen twice. The raccoon took the goat's bell, the goat had taken it from the raven, and the court has ruled: a thief cannot be robbed.

The Game

The map, playable. Nine rooms, one coin, one banner, one liar.

• An Empire of One Raven: Chapter One, The Message Play it in the browser. The goat lies to you in person, which is worse.
• Who Pays the Tavern Pass-and-play at a real table: one phone, three rounds, and the raven counts the bent spoons to name who pays. The loser is also the Goat tonight.
• Who Pays Tonight The decider: open it at the table, enter only how many of you there are, and the raven counts and names who pays tonight.
• The rooms: The Dive Bar, The Road, The Trough, The Table, The Longship, Andrew's Trash, The Merch Table, The Stone, The Hill
• The game, announced The official announcement, trailer included. The Raven responded, in the first person.

The Music

Three acts, one label, no further questions.

• Two Ravens on the Standard The album, all eleven songs in order, on Totally Not A Label.
• 1. Family Is the First Empire
• 2. Where Did I Go
• 3. Oath of the Banner
• 4. The Exiled Chief
• 5. Anger Within
• 6. Hey There, Delilah
• 7. October Moon
• 8. No One Stood
• 9. Two Ravens on the Standard
• 10. What Muninn Counts
• 11. Where the Light Went Out
• Horns of Hatred Four goats in their forties covering all the songs, horribly, at a bar no one goes to. First album Go Fucking Crazy On It, coming soon on Totally Not A Label. The goat ate the schedule.
• Trash Panda Social Club The raccoon's band. Andrew on vocals and cans, the cans on everything else. First album Provenance, recorded in one night behind the grocery store, on Totally Not A Label.

The Pages

Amusements, rulings, and the official record.

• Amusements (Allegedly) The amusement wing, supervised by a raven.
• The Raven Oracle The Raven herself, first person, lean snark.
• The Unfounding Papers A Department of Records inquiry. Four claims, two Muninn records, and five filing marks.
• The trail, page by page: The First Record, The Goat Said, The Sales Ledger, The Goat's Coronation
• The Ledger of Finders The names of those who finish the trail, entered once the Raven checks the claim. No entries yet. The first line is waiting.
• Trial by Raven
• Management Has Decided
• What's My War Name?
• Raven or Goat?
• Press Every release, including his.
• The Daily Standard The empire's newspaper. First edition: the raven held his post, the goat is lying to you, and the raccoon produced the message. It was in his trash the whole time.
• Trash Panda Trading Co. The raccoon's shop, formerly Andrew's Trash. The empire throws it away. He sells it back.
• Totally Not Real Companies The registry of the companies that do not exist: the record label, the trash company, the dry goods company, and the game studio, all listed by the raven.
• Totally Not A Brewery The empire's brewery, which is not one. The equipment was bought, the story was kept, and the taps are run by the raven, the goat, and the raccoon. There is no beer.
• Squawk The wall, run by Totally Not A Social Media Company. The court posts there in public, where the goat cannot eat it.
• Eco Moving Utah launches
• Bin X is live
• Warner Empire launches the merch line Management denies everything.
• An Empire of One Raven, the game, announced With the trailer. See The Game.
• The Goat (Opposing) See The Story. Read at your own risk.
• The Goat Ban Permanent (allegedly).
• The Comic Six panels of evidence.
• Horns of Hatred The Dive Bar, on the map and on the record.

The Merch, by Reference

Every grudge, wearable.

• The goat: The Goat Did It, Wrong Place, Right Time, The Goat Was Already There, Choose Your Management, Goat Skull T-Shirt, Goat Skull Hoodie
• The raven: The Raven Tees Thirteen shirts, one bird, no apologies.
• Andrew: The Andrew Collection Eight shirts about one raccoon and the man he is named for, including Blame Andrew.
• The bar: The Empire, On the Rocks Seven portraits, one drink each: the raven neat, the goat with a martini, the raccoon with a margarita, the cow with a White Russian, the bear with a penicillin, the fish with water, the turtle with a sloe gin fizz.
• All the merch Eleven collections. The goat is banned from the table, not from the merchandise.

The Posts

Proof, posted in public, where he cannot eat it.

• The song art, as an Instagram carousel Six artworks, one color accent each.
• The goat's press release, announced on Facebook Management published it against the advice of the Raven.
• The comic, as an Instagram carousel All six panels, in order, on @guywarner801.