An Empire of One Raven
Follow the raven. The goat is lying to you.
The most anticipated text adventure ever announced from a dive bar. It is here. The message is not. That part is your job.
The Quest: Recover the war banner and raise it on the Hill, so the truth is seen. The goat will try to stop you. Follow the raven.
Warner Empire Interactive (a department of one raven)
Tap the buttons or type. ASK RAVEN anywhere for a true hint. BLAME GOAT anywhere, for morale. The goat is lying to you in real time.
Chapter One: Delivered
Delivered.
The banner flies over the hill for the first time since the night of the call. The standard is held. The empire endures, because one person walked uphill past a liar and did the job.
The banner you raised is a shirt you can wear.
Play Chapter One again · The other amusements
Chapter Two: The Stone is being written. The goat has notes. The notes are being ignored.
The Featured Shirt
One game. One shirt. The banner, wearable.
The goat's face, on a banner, on a shirt. He objects. The objection is noted and ignored.
The Stakes
On the night of the call, the message was given to the goat. The goat had one job.
The message never arrived. The brothers never came. Nobody stood on the hill but one man and a raven, and the raven has been waiting, on the standard, ever since, for somebody to do the job properly.
The empire is nine places on a map and one raven who stayed. That is what is left. That is what you get to save. The full record is in the comic and on the map.
Together, we can save the empire. By "together," management means you. The raven will supervise.