A pass-and-play game of tab and spoons, for the table that cannot agree.
One phone. Pass it around. Three rounds of drinks off the Totally Not A Brewery tap list, and every round the tab grows. Draw cards. Collect Bent Spoons. The raven is counting, and whoever he counts most pays the tavern.
Two to ten players. No accounts, no names, no mercy. The spoons are bent because everything that arrives here arrives bent.
I'm pretty sure the goat did it.