Evidence II · Submitted by the Goat

The Goat Said

The goat always lies. The following claims were submitted for the founding file and are reproduced exactly. The Department has adopted neither claim.

Goat Claim 1
“An ancient king crowned me Emperor before the first shirt was made.”
Goat Claim 2
“Muninn invented the word Empire and ordered me to write it in the margin.”

Check both claims against Shirt Order No. 1 before reading the ledger.

Filing Mark III of V
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