The Line
Nineteen pieces. The cocktail seven and twelve more, chosen by the raven and approved by the empire. This is the whole storefront.
Everything else the empire ever made still exists at its own address, unpromoted and unbothered. This page is what we are actually putting out.
The Empire, On the Rocks
7 shirtsThe clothing line starts at the bar. The whole court in beanies, each holding their usual, every back carrying Amanda's raven. See the full collection page for the whole story.
Muninn: Neat
$34.00
The raven takes his whiskey neat. No ice, no apology, no further comment.
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The Goat: Martini
$34.00
He says it is his first one. It is not his first one. The goat is lying to you.
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Andrew: Margarita
$34.00
Salt on the rim, evidence on his paws. He found the glass like that, allegedly.
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Moo Cow: White Russian
$34.00
The judge drinks after court. Court, in this empire, is always in session.
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Bic the Bear: Penicillin
$34.00
Prescribed by the Minister of Snacks. Side effects include snacks.
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James the Fish: Water
$34.00
The witness orders water and says nothing. He saw everything. He always does.
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Oscar the Turtle: Sloe Gin Fizz
$34.00
He ordered it a while ago. It is still on its way. So is he.
See the shirtThe Other Twelve
12 piecesTwelve more, picked to stand with the cocktail seven: the originals, the evidence, the skulls, and one very good list.
A Little Bit Evil
$34.00
The original. The raven, the crest, and the whole confession in three little words.
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Blame Andrew
$34.00
Whatever it was, Andrew did it. He knows. So do we. Front only, no logo on the back, just blame.
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Totally Not A Cult
$34.00
Membership is voluntary. Matching shirts are encouraged. That is the whole doctrine.
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Totally Legit
$34.00
A totally legit business, run by a totally legit empire. The paperwork is beautiful. Allegedly.
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Raven Skull
$34.00
The raven, reduced to the honest part. Wordless, like all good testimony.
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Goat Skull
$34.00
The goat, finally quiet. He would object if he could. He cannot. That is the appeal.
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Raven Skull Hoodie
$58.00
The raven skull, heavier and warmer. Winter is coming and he remembers every one of them.
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Dad Cap
$36.00
The raven up top, for keeping the sun off a guilty conscience. The empire provides shade.
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The Raven Remembers
$34.00
He remembers who was kind. He keeps a list, and this one is the good list.
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Oskie Gravity
$34.00
Can't Fight Gravity, from the Oskie Collection. He has never beaten it and has never once hurried.
See the shirtNineteen pieces, counted twice by the raven. The count is final. The goat's recount request was denied.
Follow the raven. The goat is lying to you.
Every piece in the line answers to the raven. The goat answers to no one, which is exactly the problem.