Warner Empire, LC

The Empire, On the Rocks

Seven characters. Seven drinks. One beanie each.

The whole court, poured. Every member of the empire in a beanie with their usual order, printed large on the front of a premium tee in black or navy, sizes S to 4XL.

Muninn — Neat tee

Muninn — Neat

Keeps the receipts. Takes it straight.

The Goat — Martini tee

The Goat — Martini

He is lying about all of it.

Andrew the Raccoon — Margarita tee

Andrew the Raccoon — Margarita

Resold by morning.

Moo Cow — White Russian tee

Moo Cow — White Russian

The judge has ruled. It has cream.

Bic the Bear — Penicillin tee

Bic the Bear — Penicillin

The evidence is gone. Honey helps.

James the Fish — Water tee

James the Fish — Water

He saw everything. He ordered water.

Oscar the Turtle — Sloe Gin Fizz tee

Oscar the Turtle — Sloe Gin Fizz

Arrives when he arrives.

Every shirt in the line carries the Amanda Foste raven logo on the back: Warner Empire LC, ALLEGEDLY, a little bit evil.