
The goat did it. That is the whole statement. The wearer was nowhere near the barn, has witnesses, and will not be taking further questions.
Front: THE GOAT DID IT in large distressed vintage letterpress serif over I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THE BARN and a small goat skull. Back: the Amanda Foste raven logo, Warner Empire LC with ALLEGEDLY and a little bit evil. Black tee, white ink.