
Management reviewed the conduct in question. The raven read the report twice, nodded slowly, and promoted the offender on the spot. This shirt is the official record of that decision.
Front: the words MANAGEMENT HAS REVIEWED MY CONDUCT AND PROMOTED ME in distressed vintage letterpress serif, a small raven perched above. Back: the Amanda Foste raven logo, Warner Empire LC with ALLEGEDLY and a little bit evil. Black tee, white ink.