Warner Empire, LC
The Funny Ones
Four shirts, all true stories. Management has reviewed them personally and found them hilarious. The goat was also consulted. His objections were noted and ignored.
Management Has Reviewed My Conduct
Reviewed. Approved. Promoted. Case closed.
The Goat Did It
I was nowhere near the barn.
I Am Not Late
Everyone else is early and wrong.
My Alibi Is Solid
My story is none of your business.
The official position of this empire is that these are funny. The unofficial position agrees. The goat abstained.