Trash Panda Trading Co.
The empire throws it away. We sell it back.
Welcome to Trash Panda Trading Co., formerly Andrew's Trash. The raccoon rebranded. Do not ask about the meeting. Everything here is one of one, and it was probably yours to begin with. Every item is raccoon inspected, which means the raccoon has sat on it. All sales are final, mostly because the raccoon cannot be found afterward.
The raccoon also has shirts.
Clean ones. Never sat on, allegedly. The full Andrew Collection, over at the empire's store.
The Andrew CollectionEvery shirt in the collection, $34 each:
Blame Andrew · Blame Andrew (Red Edition) · Somewhere, Andrew Is Doing It Again · Andrew Is Not Trash · Andrew Did It · Decorated Trash Panda · Andrew Was Already in the Trash · Andrew Has Your Stuff
THE CANS
Used trash cans. Each one of one. When a can is gone, it is gone. Claim one by email and the raccoon will consider it.
FROM THE PILE
Recovered goods, priced with confidence. Ask about an item three times and the raccoon may answer. He may also hand you a spoon.
Mystery Can
Sold unopened. Contents unknown. No refunds, no questions, especially from the goat.
Claim ItActual Receipts
A small stack of real receipts from the empire's trash. Proof of everything.
Claim ItThe Luck Stone (Goat Owned)
Carried across a whole sea. Allegedly lucky. The goat wants it back, which is priced in.
Claim ItCardboard Box, Empty
For goats, and people who still pack like that. The raccoon does not approve and sells it anyway.
Claim ItThe Message
Not for sale. Stop asking.
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