Trash Panda Trading Co.
The empire throws it away. We sell it back.
These are the shirts about the raccoon, sold by the raccoon, in the raccoon's own shop. The empire sells them too, in the dark, with more gold. Here they are in daylight, at the Trash, where they were always going to end up. Every shirt is raccoon inspected. None of them have been sat on. Provenance available on request. Ask three times.
The shirt rack is this way. Your haul so far: Cart (0)
THE ANDREW COLLECTION
Eight shirts about one man and his raccoon. He has been blamed for more things than he has done, in this building at least. He knows what he did. So does the raccoon.
Made to order. Printed when you order it, never warehoused. 30-day returns, no questions and no forms in triplicate. Ships from Salt Lake City, Utah. These are not on Etsy. Add them to your cart and check out by email, same as at the empire's store, only here the raccoon watches.
Blame Andrew
it was andrew
Blame Andrew (Red Edition)
now in red
Somewhere, Andrew Is Doing It Again
(allegedly)
Andrew Is Not Trash
he has standards, allegedly
Andrew Did It
booked again
Decorated Trash Panda
every medal a bottle cap
Andrew Was Already in the Trash
he was there first
Andrew Has Your Stuff
check the hoard
Looking for the cans instead? They are back at the shop. Trash Panda Trading Co.