Warner Empire, LC

"Free" (allegedly)

Ten shirts at a price I invented and refuse to explain. Free is a rumor. The shirts are real.

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Everything below is free. Nothing below is free. Every shirt carries at least one raven, per management.

Free Hugs (Allegedly) tee

Free Hugs (Allegedly)

(allegedly)

“Free” Hugs tee

“Free” Hugs

the quotes are doing the work

Free Hugs. Allegedly Free. Allegedly Hugs. tee

Free Hugs. Allegedly Free. Allegedly Hugs.

(allegedly)

Free Hugs* (*Not Free, Not Hugs) tee

Free Hugs* (*Not Free, Not Hugs)

read the asterisk

Free Hugs (Terms Apply) tee

Free Hugs (Terms Apply)

(allegedly)

Free Hugs, Legally Distinct From Hugs tee

Free Hugs, Legally Distinct From Hugs

(allegedly)

Free Hugs From Management tee

Free Hugs From Management

management is a raven

Free Candy tee

Free Candy

(allegedly candy)

Free Puppies tee

Free Puppies

(allegedly puppies)

Free Bail Advice tee

Free Bail Advice

(allegedly advice)