Warner Empire, LC
The Coincidence Collection
Six shirts, one story, told six ways. Nothing was planned, nobody saw anything, and the goat was already there. The empire has reviewed the evidence and found it charming.
Total Coincidence
It just happened to work out exactly like that.
Merely a Coincidence
Say it three times. It sounds more official each time.
I Saw Nothing
The raven saw everything. The raven said nothing.
Wrong Place, Right Time
Some appointments choose you.
Definitely Not Planned
The blueprint proves nothing. Neither does the slash.
The Goat Was Already There
He just happened to be passing by. He always does.
The official position of this empire is total coincidence. The unofficial position is also total coincidence. We are very consistent.