A full-service record label. Legally distinct from a record label.
Totally Not A Record Label was founded in a dive bar in Salt Lake City, at a table nobody else wanted, during a set nobody else heard.
We do not sign artists. Artists simply appear. The roster arrived fully formed, with the albums already written and strong opinions about the track order. Paperwork has been respectfully declined ever since. What we provide is simpler: a banner to stand under, a raven to keep the memory, and a standing refusal to explain any of it.
Totally Not A Record Label is not publicly traded. This is not financial advice.
| Q3 · Morale | Unchanged. The banner was raised once. |
| Q3 · Signings | None. Three artists appeared. |
| Q3 · Attendance | The raven: perfect. Everyone else: alleged. |
| Q3 · Incidents | One, goat related. Handled permanently. |
“Finally, a label with the courage to not be one.”
A man at the bar
“I have never been prouder, and I have several questions.”
His dad
“They played every song I know, wrong, and I stayed for all of it.”
A bartender, name withheld
The raven will find you.