A Warner Empire, LC Outfit · Salt Lake City, Utah Territory
Under the Weather Dry Goods logo: a raven in a western badge

Under the Weather Dry Goods

Get Under the Weather.

Purveyors of fine rain-dodgin' equipment. Rain's a-comin', partner. Dress accordingly.

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WANTED

THE UMBRELLA

$20

Wanted for keepin' honest folks dry. Folds up small, pops open fast, last seen ridin' in a saddlebag near the storm drain. Approach with dry hands.

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Venmo QR code for Guy Warner, $20 umbrella payment
@Guy-Warner2

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Debit or credit, through the Stripe saloon. Set your quantity at checkout.

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ALSO WANTED

THE PONCHO

$5

Known accomplice of the umbrella. Cheap, light, and guilty of coverin' a whole cowpoke for the price of a sarsaparilla. No questions asked.

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Venmo QR code for Guy Warner, $5 poncho payment
@Guy-Warner2

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Or Pay by Card

Debit or credit, through the Stripe saloon. Set your quantity at checkout.

Pay $5 by Card

Outfittin' the whole posse? On Venmo, adjust the amount to the price times your count. By card, set the quantity at checkout. Management is a raven. He accepts no excuses and less weather.

MORE DRY GOODS

Sundries for the modern frontiersperson. Sold in person for now; the cart is a bucket.

Stock photo: a rain suit

The Rain Suit

$15

The poncho's serious older brother. Jacket and pants. Zero dignity guaranteed.

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Stock photo: rain poncho from the Whole Sky Kit

The Whole Sky Kit

$30

Umbrella, poncho, shoe covers, and an emergency blanket. The whole sky, handled.

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Stock photo: waterproof shoe covers

Shoe Covers

$5

For folks whose boots cost more than their horse.

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Stock photo: a phone in a waterproof pouch

Phone Pouch

$8

Your phone can't swim. This is its little boat.

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Stock photo: a folded emergency mylar blanket

Emergency Blanket

$5

For when the weather wins. Shine like a baked potato of survival.

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Stock photo: hand warmer packets

Hand Warmers

$2 · 3 for $5

Tiny furnaces for your pockets. Cold is weather too.

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Stock photo: wet umbrella bags

Umbrella Bag

$1

A wet umbrella drips on everything you love. Sleeve it.

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The Under the Weather Dry Goods badge sticker

Badge Sticker

$3

The raven, but sticky. Slap the Dry Goods badge anywhere dry.

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